Werewolf Magick: Authentic Practical Lycanthropy

So tempting to write up a crazy review, I might buy it just for that purpose.

Possible Review:

5 stars

This book is the real deal the first ceremony I tried went well after becoming a werewolf I had a night of debauchery, of running with the wind, howling at the moon and urinating on car tires. This magnificent night which ended with me awaking next to a goat which I apparently had married, no matter though. In the end be very careful with what you use your new powers for, that said never been happier except for the fleas. One notable side effect is chasing of cars and trucks don't do this because the dog catcher will come out also avoid looking behind you as your tail seemingly can't be caught. Before your first full transformation I suggest you go to your local Tractor Supply (Durvet 52034 Canine Spectra 6) if you choose the vet more than likely they will think you are crazy and call law enforcement, it's nothing too bad but they will make you an appointment. Anyhow off to my appointment, they probably want to study me being a Werewolf and all.

Another Possible Book Review:

2 Stars

I performed all the magical ceremonies and was transformed into a Werewolf I had a glorious night where I howled at the moon and even fought a local coyote pack where I won! After my first transformation I had lots of extra and long beard hairs no matter I shaved it then to headed out for work where upon I arrived my co-workers ran away screaming I couldn't understand why. After walking into the office all of the doors turned out to be locked I didn't know it was a day off, but for some reason my boss called to check up on me saying I was late where in I explained that all the doors in the lobby were locked, he mentioned that some crazy looking dog ran into the lobby and to come back as the large dog had left. I came back once again all doors are locked this time I called my boss who told me that some crazy looking dog was holding a phone and asked if that was me after explaining the book and the ceremony I was fired! It's been three weeks I can't transform back please help me to transform back or get a lawyer because I was fired unjustly.

Wow.
Just...wow.

After having sifted through months of tough reads like Summers and Otten, this guy made me laugh.


My review would run a little harsher though, giving a nod to Correia:

One Star.
My boss read this piece exceptionally pestilential scrap, as a way to improve his leadership, time management and productivity skill set. Next thing I know, he’s even more obnoxious, dominant and egocentric than before. Ok, so I overlooked the after hours candles and the girdle and ointment he fashioned using stolen medical waste, but I thought it was part of his team building rehearsal! Who knew?! This book turned my already-greedy supervisor into the king kong of a$$ holes! I draw the line when a yuppie now sits naked at his desk, eating takeout so undercooked that it leaves red stains on the paper bag, staring at the moon like some pathetic cartoon image from Cool World. Only he’s NOT. Thanks a lot, oh wise author and werewolf high priest wannabe. I had to kill him in self defense last month, after he called me into his office then tried to eat me. God bless Texas. I knew packing my revolver to work might come in handy.