Dogman 2: The Wrath of The Litter

I've crossed paths with that one but have not thought it looked worth it. If all of these folks who make trashy $50,000 movies just got together maybe we'd get a good one. Though I'm not sure if compounding trash=quality...
And for the record, If the manual is for something I like, I'll read it:)

Wait so if I make a trashy low budget (probably more like no budget) dogman movie you all wouldn't watch?


Imagine an unaware property owner where dogman stalks the rural property and encounters a group of barn cats. The cats band together and fight dogman, then the unaware owner sees whats going on and reaches for the newspaper then realizes it's a dogman which at least requires the New York Times Sunday Edition (that thing is beefy you can prolly swat a grizzly on the nose when he gets into your trash and he'd loose a couple of teeth) and a decent vacuum cleaner at the end when cats have almost had it the Sippsey Creature appears and fights dogman and wins with help of the barn cats. Last scene is dogman yelping and running away as the owner goes to his home to sleep. Fades out to the Sippsey Creature and the cats sit atop a trash can meowing annoyingly in victory with one completely out of tune at which point the harrowed owner throws a boot at them. 

I bet I can get hoover the vacuum cleaner company in and NY Times to sponsor this travesty of a movie. 

Edit: Poster already made



edit: fixed the poster now with more cheese. And agreed Godzilla would beat them all, have you ever seen the Godzilla vs OwlKitty it was rather a draw. 


www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf7GsKFepDg 

Now THAT's impressive, more than a dogman...a man who actually will read an instruction manual!

not familiar with that movie. but, dog soldiers is a good werewolve movie.

I fear that the building of public support and being forthcoming is just a cover for budget considerations.. one of those "we need more money to investigate so we can keep everyone safe and we will tell you everything as we know it" then the spokesperson uncrosses their finger and says "of course unless it's secret and can affect national security". And that's how one get's a few extra billion per year, it's like the scammy products on kickstarter or IndieGoGo where people invest and the people behind the project either don't understand the concepts behind what they propose or just plain can't deliver on the promises but none the less people are fooled.

I swear if the govt starts a kickstarter project to investigate UFO's and didn't deliver no one should be shocked a little bit of computer generated videos and free money. Some bureaucrat may just propose this idea and to that person I only have to say GO Fund Yourself!